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Sometimes you just have to take risks.","Tag":"design"},{"id":10,"Excuse":"That must be an older version you’re seeing.","Tag":"design"},{"id":11,"Excuse":"I [got a Masters/did online training/saw a tweet], so trust me on this.","Tag":"design"},{"id":12,"Excuse":"I just read* a great article on Medium about this (*saw the title).","Tag":"design"},{"id":13,"Excuse":"We’ll just revisit this after the launch (we won’t).","Tag":"design"},{"id":14,"Excuse":"Our team loved the design.","Tag":"design"},{"id":15,"Excuse":"[The most important stakeholder] loved the design.","Tag":"design"},{"id":16,"Excuse":"Dribbble and Behance loved the design.","Tag":"design"},{"id":17,"Excuse":"The old man sitting on the couch with me at Starbucks loved the design.","Tag":"design"},{"id":18,"Excuse":"We can go with function or form, but not both.","Tag":"design"},{"id":19,"Excuse":"We can change it, I’m not married to it (our honeymoon is tomorrow).","Tag":"design"},{"id":20,"Excuse":"It’s like Uber, but for [super specific, unrelated B2B software app].","Tag":"design"},{"id":21,"Excuse":"It’s like [app no one has heard of], but for [some worse idea].","Tag":"design"},{"id":22,"Excuse":"We’ll just put some charts there.","Tag":"design"},{"id":23,"Excuse":"It’s a delighter!","Tag":"animation"},{"id":24,"Excuse":"It’s not choppy on my screen.","Tag":"animation"},{"id":25,"Excuse":"GIFs are all the rage right now.","Tag":"animation"},{"id":26,"Excuse":"All the best companies use parallax.","Tag":"animation"},{"id":27,"Excuse":"Don’t you think it’ll look boring without it?","Tag":"animation"},{"id":28,"Excuse":"I’m not worried. A dev should be able to implement this pretty easily.","Tag":"animation"},{"id":29,"Excuse":"But if I make it a PDF then you won’t see the animation…","Tag":"animation"},{"id":30,"Excuse":"Computers are fast! Page size and load time aren’t an issue anymore.","Tag":"animation"},{"id":31,"Excuse":"You must not have [that obscure font I used] installed.","Tag":"typography"},{"id":32,"Excuse":"Microsoft is notorious for bad font rendering. People don’t use Windows.","Tag":"typography"},{"id":33,"Excuse":"I can’t share TypeKit fonts, so you’ll have to wait until we present it.","Tag":"typography"},{"id":34,"Excuse":"The sharpness is probably just too high on your screen.","Tag":"typography"},{"id":35,"Excuse":"We won’t look premium if we don’t use [some obscure font].","Tag":"typography"},{"id":36,"Excuse":"Too small? How can you not read that?","Tag":"typography"},{"id":37,"Excuse":"The text is already dark enough. I like it #FAFAFA.","Tag":"typography"},{"id":38,"Excuse":"Your [TV/phone/monitor/tablet/Palm Pilot] probably isn’t calibrated.","Tag":"color"},{"id":39,"Excuse":"The brand palette is too limited for what we want to do.","Tag":"color"},{"id":40,"Excuse":"It’s softer on the eyes this way.","Tag":"color"},{"id":41,"Excuse":"I wanted it to really stand out. You know…super punchy.","Tag":"color"},{"id":42,"Excuse":"It’s the Pantone color of the year!","Tag":"color"},{"id":43,"Excuse":"InVision must be acting up.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":44,"Excuse":"You’re probably looking at a cached version.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":45,"Excuse":"It must not have synced to [Dropbox/Google Drive].","Tag":"tools"},{"id":46,"Excuse":"That’s just a bug in Sketch.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":47,"Excuse":"It screwed up the design when I updated my app.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":48,"Excuse":"That’s probably a limitation of the app.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":49,"Excuse":"We’re still on the free version.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":50,"Excuse":"Sorry, I’ve been updating Adobe applications all day.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":51,"Excuse":"My design application keeps crashing.","Tag":"tools"},{"id":52,"Excuse":"Dev must have screwed it up.","Tag":"development"},{"id":53,"Excuse":"No one uses IE anyway.","Tag":"development"},{"id":54,"Excuse":"That must be a bug in Chrome.","Tag":"development"},{"id":55,"Excuse":"That effect should be supported in the latest nightly build of Chrome.","Tag":"development"},{"id":56,"Excuse":"Just have dev draw it in CSS.","Tag":"development"},{"id":57,"Excuse":"I think this should be really easy with a framework.","Tag":"development"},{"id":58,"Excuse":"A user would never do that anyway (they will).","Tag":"development"},{"id":59,"Excuse":"Our users all have MacBooks and use Chrome.","Tag":"development"},{"id":60,"Excuse":"Oh come on, no one builds Android apps anymore.","Tag":"development"},{"id":61,"Excuse":"What do you mean your projector isn’t 4K?","Tag":"presentation"},{"id":62,"Excuse":"You shouldn’t have your screen brightness all the way down.","Tag":"presentation"},{"id":63,"Excuse":"Hmm, it doesn’t look like that on my computer.","Tag":"presentation"},{"id":64,"Excuse":"Isn’t your display retina?","Tag":"presentation"},{"id":65,"Excuse":"Maybe it got caught in your spam.","Tag":"email"},{"id":66,"Excuse":"I’m guessing it just looks bad in “Preview” mode.","Tag":"email"},{"id":67,"Excuse":"Ah sorry, the file is too big to send. I’ll show you next week.","Tag":"email"},{"id":68,"Excuse":"Oh, I sent it to the wrong “Petr Rozhdestvenskiy.”","Tag":"email"},{"id":69,"Excuse":"I just sent it over (lie). Did it not go through?","Tag":"email"},{"id":70,"Excuse":"My colleague was supposed to send it (oh sh*t, I completely forgot).","Tag":"email"},{"id":71,"Excuse":"I forgot to add you to that email thread (I didn’t).","Tag":"email"},{"id":72,"Excuse":"I’m almost done, but don’t want to spoil it (I haven’t started yet).","Tag":"progress"},{"id":73,"Excuse":"We can figure out the details in code.","Tag":"progress"},{"id":74,"Excuse":"I’m not worried about that right now.","Tag":"progress"},{"id":75,"Excuse":"We have it designed on the whiteboard back at the office (I’m stalling).","Tag":"progress"},{"id":76,"Excuse":"I don’t want to distract you with low-fidelity.","Tag":"progress"},{"id":77,"Excuse":"It’s not what you asked for and I’m afraid you’ll get mad.","Tag":"progress"},{"id":78,"Excuse":"It’s taking longer than I thought (again…I haven’t started yet).","Tag":"progress"},{"id":79,"Excuse":"Sorry, my computer has been really laggy today.","Tag":"progress"},{"id":80,"Excuse":"Can we do a remote meeting today (so I can work on another project)?","Tag":"progress"},{"id":81,"Excuse":"I can’t start until I have all of the requirements.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":82,"Excuse":"I can’t start until research is done.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":83,"Excuse":"I can’t start until we document all edge-cases.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":84,"Excuse":"I can’t start until we decide on a color.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":85,"Excuse":"I can’t start until we decide on a name.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":86,"Excuse":"I can’t start until all 29 people join the conference call.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":87,"Excuse":"I was watching the Apple Keynote.","Tag":"starting"},{"id":88,"Excuse":"We can always iterate on this (we probably won’t).","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":89,"Excuse":"This isn’t the final design (lol, yes it is).","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":90,"Excuse":"We should probably use a hamburger menu.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":91,"Excuse":"We’re definitely not using a hamburger menu.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":92,"Excuse":"That wasn’t in the original requirements (I skipped that intentionally).","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":93,"Excuse":"design rules are meant to be broken.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":94,"Excuse":"Dev has really been holding me back.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":95,"Excuse":"You just haven’t seen it done this way before.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":96,"Excuse":"This is what your napkin sketch looked like, right?","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":97,"Excuse":"I basically just did what my PM told me to do.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":98,"Excuse":"We’ll work on it next sprint.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":99,"Excuse":"It’s better than what we have.","Tag":"disagreement "},{"id":100,"Excuse":"We’ll just put it in a modal.","Tag":"disagreement "}]